On Valentine’s Day, love is in the air.  Those of us with spouses or significant others mark the date with gifts, dinners, and romance.

But, what of those who do not have loves in their lives?  For those finding themselves in this position, Valentine’s Day can be a lonely day indeed (isn’t “one the loneliest number?).

Well, whether or not you have a love in your life, here are some more lame pickup lines of which you can beware or be snared:

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. There must be something wrong with my eyes.  I can’t take them off you.
3. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
4. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
5. Somebody better call animal control, because I just spotted a fox.
6. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
7. Someone pass the tartar sauce, because you are quite a catch.
8. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want most for Christmas?
9. I’m not drunk, I’m intoxicated by you.
10. Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business!
11. Help the homeless: take me home with you.
12. Your lips look lonely.  Would you like to meet mine?
13. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
14. Hi, I’m Mr. Right.  Someone said you were looking for me.
15. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
16. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
17. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
18. Here I am!  Now, what were your other two wishes?
19. You’re like a dictionary: you add meaning to my life.
20. You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment.  Want to help prove him wrong?
21. I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away.
22. I lost my Teddy Bear.  Can I sleep with you?
23. If you were bubblegum, you’d be babelicious.
24. You remind me of a compass, because I’d be lost without you.
25. When God made you, he was showing off.

Happy Valentine’s Day!